Friday, May 30, 2003
way way way way cooler than u all man!! muahahahahah
You are The Twins, from "The Matrix."
Bad, but with a sexy streak- surprisingly
refreshing. You know what you want, when you
want it.
What Matrix Persona Are You?
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You are The Twins, from "The Matrix."
Bad, but with a sexy streak- surprisingly
refreshing. You know what you want, when you
want it.
What Matrix Persona Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
ok...my blog for the morning....today had stomachache on the way to work...dropped off at City Hall to pangsai....of course choose the hotel toilet rite?
then bluddy hell the first toilet i found was under cleaning......shit halfway out liao.
Quickly went up to VIP floor and looked around. TIP : Whenever you're in a place u're not supposed to be, jus look confident and you'll get a way with it. The only problem was that it was pretty difficult to look confident when u have a stomachache. Well, i found the toilet in time.
In the cubicle, i noticed that the toilet paper holder was quite some distance in front of the toilet bowl. (Things u notice when u haf nothing else to do) Then i got to thinking,wat if u someday installed the toilet paper holder just a little out of reach of the user? Heh heh....that wld be interesting.
Plus i concluded that toilet paper is funny. Dun believe me? Keep a small amt of it in ur pocket and whenever someone asks for tissue paper, nonchalantly pull it out and offer it to them. U're bound to get at least a few giggles.
Btw, guys.....bloggers club?? Can we get a cooler name or something? Sounds like we have Palm timing co-ordination days and discussions abt the nuclear fission of yoghurt.
In any case, i dun know how to work this damn thing so dun expect fancy-schmancy stuff from me....jus good old writing...i'ma fogey....heh...later.....
how do ya activate smilies??????
then bluddy hell the first toilet i found was under cleaning......shit halfway out liao.
Quickly went up to VIP floor and looked around. TIP : Whenever you're in a place u're not supposed to be, jus look confident and you'll get a way with it. The only problem was that it was pretty difficult to look confident when u have a stomachache. Well, i found the toilet in time.
In the cubicle, i noticed that the toilet paper holder was quite some distance in front of the toilet bowl. (Things u notice when u haf nothing else to do) Then i got to thinking,wat if u someday installed the toilet paper holder just a little out of reach of the user? Heh heh....that wld be interesting.
Plus i concluded that toilet paper is funny. Dun believe me? Keep a small amt of it in ur pocket and whenever someone asks for tissue paper, nonchalantly pull it out and offer it to them. U're bound to get at least a few giggles.
Btw, guys.....bloggers club?? Can we get a cooler name or something? Sounds like we have Palm timing co-ordination days and discussions abt the nuclear fission of yoghurt.
In any case, i dun know how to work this damn thing so dun expect fancy-schmancy stuff from me....jus good old writing...i'ma fogey....heh...later.....
how do ya activate smilies??????
Thursday, May 29, 2003
aha! the start of a new blog!Like i said, if u looking for my personal thots, i'm sorry to disappoint. None of that shit here...i'm jus not comfortable wif it...haha
but if u looking to be entertained (i hope) then read on...btw, will someone enlighten me on wat a blog is?
Sounds like something i jus pulled outta my nose and pasted under my desk at work. If u didnt know, i'm at work rite now. Today one of the free days...so can do this nonsense. I'm pretty lucky to get this place (shout outs to pam and KY) hahahaaha....
Ok, i went to a chalet over the weekend. Question : Why do they have showers and taps at the same time? The kind where u gotta pull the "thing" at the top of the tap to activate the shower?? Wat the hell? Do u know how difficult it is to take a shower.....
shampoo ur head, turn the tap on, wash ur feet instead.
soiap ur body, turn the tap on, wash ur feet again.
By the end of it i had pretty clean feet. Sheesh.
Got smarter on the 2nd day tho....soaped and shampooed and washed my face (and feet) all at once. Take that u damn tap.
I'm currently looking for a place to sleep at work. Pam suggests the toilet.....good idea...but i want aircon. And i dun want to hear piss splahing onto a guys new shoe from time to time. There's this guy next to my cubicle who acts like my alarm clock from time to time. He's this super fierce guy who was quarrelling with his gf on the fone that day. Everytime he picks up the fone, i wake up. I swear he shd be an army regular. Darned loud voiced shit....
Well, that's all for now. Hope my short attn span doesnt make this blog-thing a one week stand. hahaha....post wat u like, if i dun like u i'll ban u....hahaha....
if u're thinking i can't.,......................
u're rite.....damn...
but if u looking to be entertained (i hope) then read on...btw, will someone enlighten me on wat a blog is?
Sounds like something i jus pulled outta my nose and pasted under my desk at work. If u didnt know, i'm at work rite now. Today one of the free days...so can do this nonsense. I'm pretty lucky to get this place (shout outs to pam and KY) hahahaaha....
Ok, i went to a chalet over the weekend. Question : Why do they have showers and taps at the same time? The kind where u gotta pull the "thing" at the top of the tap to activate the shower?? Wat the hell? Do u know how difficult it is to take a shower.....
shampoo ur head, turn the tap on, wash ur feet instead.
soiap ur body, turn the tap on, wash ur feet again.
By the end of it i had pretty clean feet. Sheesh.
Got smarter on the 2nd day tho....soaped and shampooed and washed my face (and feet) all at once. Take that u damn tap.
I'm currently looking for a place to sleep at work. Pam suggests the toilet.....good idea...but i want aircon. And i dun want to hear piss splahing onto a guys new shoe from time to time. There's this guy next to my cubicle who acts like my alarm clock from time to time. He's this super fierce guy who was quarrelling with his gf on the fone that day. Everytime he picks up the fone, i wake up. I swear he shd be an army regular. Darned loud voiced shit....
Well, that's all for now. Hope my short attn span doesnt make this blog-thing a one week stand. hahaha....post wat u like, if i dun like u i'll ban u....hahaha....
if u're thinking i can't.,......................
u're rite.....damn...
