Thursday, June 05, 2003
Attended 2 new phone launches yesterday....power siah...first up was the Siemens (my fave fone brand) SL 55..... Contary to my expectations, it did not have a built in remote control for my TV nor any Counterstrike capabilities....was bitterly disappointed at first. But after much demonstration by the Siemens guy (wahahahahahaha...Siemens guy), it appeared to be a pretty sound buy, esp for ladies. So watch for it. The 2nd fone was the Samsung V200, the movable camera thingie? Screw this fone, it sux..... i dun even wanna talk abt it...
Why do mobile phone companies come up with such tuff to remember model names? the 3650 with the V series 200 model combined with the T 610,000 and the Flap Jack all round shitty ass 6748. Come up with easier names for the sake of the consumers!!! Who knows? one day i may jus walk into a shop asking for a darn obsolete model, which i believe is the latest cutting edge mobile fone technology. "Can i get the 6150? The one with the holographic picture with virtual tennis games? Wadya mean u dun make that anymore??!! Nonsense! U trying to be funny woman?? I want my fone!" I make a model customer i tell you.
Mobile phones should come with more features. What I would like to see? Well, for one, an electric stunner would be good. ZAP them bad guys away. "Gimme ur moneeeeeiiieeeeiieeeeieee........." Take that ya stoopid SOD. Teach ya to mess with the Nokia Deathbringer 5000.
Or mebbe something like Blade's sword? With hand print recognition. If the person's handprint doesnt match the security's one, the fone activates a magnetic field which brings the moon crashing down on the fone....and anyone within a vicinity of 5 Km.....at least he wun get to make overseas call on my bill! Ha!
"Look at wat i jus picked up! Wonder why they call it the Siemens (*chuckle chuckle*) Moon Magnet 2650 tho....." Famous last words....
Angry guys back up and running, shouting at his collegues....i'm starting to get used to it. Something abt strawberries rite now...."What do u mean strawberries? I swear it was 3 strawberries. Talk to Aloysius..."
And they sae i'm free.....
Went down to Causeway point too....had this strange lady come in and spend 45 mins talking to a CSO. She was flipping her fone manual and trying to her best to prove that guy wrong. Dun these people have a life??? I truly believed she went home to study every word of the damn booklet and will be back in a day or so. If i had the chance, i'd give her the manual to a different fone and see how she takes the info overload....woodlands...a strange place indeed...
Ok...OC coming liao....must prep all my games. Hope they turn out rite. We'll see.....
Shall think of some new games for OC to play next year...make my suggestions soon....if ya know wat i mean....haha
Peace
Why do mobile phone companies come up with such tuff to remember model names? the 3650 with the V series 200 model combined with the T 610,000 and the Flap Jack all round shitty ass 6748. Come up with easier names for the sake of the consumers!!! Who knows? one day i may jus walk into a shop asking for a darn obsolete model, which i believe is the latest cutting edge mobile fone technology. "Can i get the 6150? The one with the holographic picture with virtual tennis games? Wadya mean u dun make that anymore??!! Nonsense! U trying to be funny woman?? I want my fone!" I make a model customer i tell you.
Mobile phones should come with more features. What I would like to see? Well, for one, an electric stunner would be good. ZAP them bad guys away. "Gimme ur moneeeeeiiieeeeiieeeeieee........." Take that ya stoopid SOD. Teach ya to mess with the Nokia Deathbringer 5000.
Or mebbe something like Blade's sword? With hand print recognition. If the person's handprint doesnt match the security's one, the fone activates a magnetic field which brings the moon crashing down on the fone....and anyone within a vicinity of 5 Km.....at least he wun get to make overseas call on my bill! Ha!
"Look at wat i jus picked up! Wonder why they call it the Siemens (*chuckle chuckle*) Moon Magnet 2650 tho....." Famous last words....
Angry guys back up and running, shouting at his collegues....i'm starting to get used to it. Something abt strawberries rite now...."What do u mean strawberries? I swear it was 3 strawberries. Talk to Aloysius..."
And they sae i'm free.....
Went down to Causeway point too....had this strange lady come in and spend 45 mins talking to a CSO. She was flipping her fone manual and trying to her best to prove that guy wrong. Dun these people have a life??? I truly believed she went home to study every word of the damn booklet and will be back in a day or so. If i had the chance, i'd give her the manual to a different fone and see how she takes the info overload....woodlands...a strange place indeed...
Ok...OC coming liao....must prep all my games. Hope they turn out rite. We'll see.....
Shall think of some new games for OC to play next year...make my suggestions soon....if ya know wat i mean....haha
Peace
Tuesday, June 03, 2003
Hey, i've been entertaining the thot of having a SARs monster for Third Propehcy...*wheeze wheeze*...wonder if that'll work....
"Gimme some prozac.....*wheeze* ...before i cough at u"
Freshies supposed to withstand a cough straight in the face by this fella and not die in a mth's time.....
say hi to my new frd up there....i dunno his name but he's my bud...look him straight in the eye when u talk to him...he doesnt like it when u don't.
i've discovered that looking at excel files too much can lead to temporary blindness. For example. now. I can hardly see what i'm typing. So i enlarged it real big but then again, i could only work on half a cell at a time. That wasn't doing anything for my "early go home" plans. well, then again, neither is this.
should try this on an empty MRT. Even though there are seats, try to stand and look real cool while doing it. See the reactions ard u. Preferably wear some sun specs so that they cant see exactly wat u looking at. Fold ur arms and stand real cool. After that, try to fall asleep while standing up.
Hey..everything appears in little boxes rite now...i swear i could make that cupboard in front of me larger simply by dragging the right vertical side of it. Angry guy's strangely quiet...think i shd check in on him?
"Gimme some prozac.....*wheeze* ...before i cough at u"
Freshies supposed to withstand a cough straight in the face by this fella and not die in a mth's time.....
say hi to my new frd up there....i dunno his name but he's my bud...look him straight in the eye when u talk to him...he doesnt like it when u don't.
i've discovered that looking at excel files too much can lead to temporary blindness. For example. now. I can hardly see what i'm typing. So i enlarged it real big but then again, i could only work on half a cell at a time. That wasn't doing anything for my "early go home" plans. well, then again, neither is this.
should try this on an empty MRT. Even though there are seats, try to stand and look real cool while doing it. See the reactions ard u. Preferably wear some sun specs so that they cant see exactly wat u looking at. Fold ur arms and stand real cool. After that, try to fall asleep while standing up.
Hey..everything appears in little boxes rite now...i swear i could make that cupboard in front of me larger simply by dragging the right vertical side of it. Angry guy's strangely quiet...think i shd check in on him?
This is in honour of sebby:
Driving to me is:
1. A strategy. Planning which uncle or auntie to 'qie' about 5 steps b4 i actually get to them, then turning ard and smiiling sweetly.
2. Trying my best to stay away from slow pokes.....and sebby.
3. Furiously flicking through the music channels so that I dun encounter any boy bands.
4. Singing very loudly when i'm alone in the car, oblivious to the stares i get at the traffic light.
5. Looking at other people picking their noses when they stop and contemplating whether to compete with them.
=) Heeeeeee
Driving to me is:
1. A strategy. Planning which uncle or auntie to 'qie' about 5 steps b4 i actually get to them, then turning ard and smiiling sweetly.
2. Trying my best to stay away from slow pokes.....and sebby.
3. Furiously flicking through the music channels so that I dun encounter any boy bands.
4. Singing very loudly when i'm alone in the car, oblivious to the stares i get at the traffic light.
5. Looking at other people picking their noses when they stop and contemplating whether to compete with them.
=) Heeeeeee
Monday, June 02, 2003
Guess wat...i'm not surpirsed.....hahahaha
god you dumbass.
What swear word are you?
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god you dumbass.
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hey, sympathies to all George Lam fans out there...... becoz I'm gonna make fun of him...hahahhaa...
He's a true and true entertainer man! Not only does he do Guinness adverts, he really really wants to entertain his fans. To add a touch of comedy into his acts, he decides to do a disappearing act.
Georger Lam Fan : Go George!! I luv you George! Look at his george-ous moustache! No!!! Dun go George! Come back! You havent sung my fave song yet! NOOOOO......
Cheat money siah...so fast disappear....wonder if there were any fans out there who felt that they were short changed for what they paid instead of worrying for their idol's safety....
Anyway, here's a tribute to Jacq, the girl who stays upstair, opposite 2 doors down towards the toilet, 15 from the pantry up one level and 56 from the Hall Office plus 156 from tutorial room 156A.
What did you guys do during the weekend? I decided that i wun blog from home....56.6 sux plus i haf better things to do...like pick my nose while watching TV....heh... anybody watch Bruce Almighty...well, jus watch it so u can watch the Ju-on trailer....XF, dun recommend Sebby bringing u to watch that...hahaha....itz like the first trailer to actually seem scary in a long time....I'm gonna get my Monster Hunt inspiration from that.....freshies gonna crap in they pants...hahaha...
I'm putting 5 bucks out for the first monster that makes a guy scream....that wld be interesting wun it?
"Dun worry...stay behind me..... LLaaAAayyYYdddissssss! *starts to cover wet patch between legs* Damn! Did it start to rain?"
haha...till later...or tomm...or whenever i blog again...
He's a true and true entertainer man! Not only does he do Guinness adverts, he really really wants to entertain his fans. To add a touch of comedy into his acts, he decides to do a disappearing act.
Georger Lam Fan : Go George!! I luv you George! Look at his george-ous moustache! No!!! Dun go George! Come back! You havent sung my fave song yet! NOOOOO......
Cheat money siah...so fast disappear....wonder if there were any fans out there who felt that they were short changed for what they paid instead of worrying for their idol's safety....
Anyway, here's a tribute to Jacq, the girl who stays upstair, opposite 2 doors down towards the toilet, 15 from the pantry up one level and 56 from the Hall Office plus 156 from tutorial room 156A.
What did you guys do during the weekend? I decided that i wun blog from home....56.6 sux plus i haf better things to do...like pick my nose while watching TV....heh... anybody watch Bruce Almighty...well, jus watch it so u can watch the Ju-on trailer....XF, dun recommend Sebby bringing u to watch that...hahaha....itz like the first trailer to actually seem scary in a long time....I'm gonna get my Monster Hunt inspiration from that.....freshies gonna crap in they pants...hahaha...
I'm putting 5 bucks out for the first monster that makes a guy scream....that wld be interesting wun it?
"Dun worry...stay behind me..... LLaaAAayyYYdddissssss! *starts to cover wet patch between legs* Damn! Did it start to rain?"
haha...till later...or tomm...or whenever i blog again...
