Thursday, July 10, 2003
hey check this out...go to google, type "weapons of mass destruction" and then hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button....hilarious....
haha...notice that our disinfected friend always has a penchant for being the noble, straight up hero in all his quizilla quizzes? First Neo then Nemo....eh wait....they're almost alike!! U're cheating!!!! Kelf is cheating!!!!! hahahahaha...kidding man. But i must say, i really do think ur character suits those 2..heh......u were almost CRUSHED i hear....wahahah...look at the entry below this one....sheesh....anywayz....
Been having Subway for breakfast these past few weeks (not everyday of course!!) Them sandwiches are really damn good loh...plus itz nutritious. If I had my way, i'd eat subway alot alot alot alot. My personal fave is the Italian BMT DOUBLE MEAT!!!!! DOUBLE MEAT!!! ya so gotta try the double meat.... it'll rock ur world....
howz matric maze guys? heard that 49 people signed up so far...not bad lah...was expecting less...then again, there's still one more day to go. Personal goal for this orientation, wat say we try and get all of the unattached ones attached...hahahahahaa...that'll be funny.
"Mark, u wanna play this game?"
"No!!!! Of course not! Not if it involveds girls! If it does, get ***** and ***** to play it. They're especially good with girls...."
Then again, it might not work.....
TIme to leave the place that i've been working at for 2 mths. Damn, working really makes ya miss hall. Am i sick or wat? hahaha..we're gonna spend another 6 mths there and i'm missing it. Btw, exams are coming!!! EXAM ARE COMING!!! then again, so is XMAS.
Ya wonder why they put up those lights along Orchard Road during Christmas. THey dun make money, they use up electricity, they cost money to put up and take down. The only contribution is that they make town brighter, so you don't knock into more people. But then again, their arms, feet and hands are armed with plastic bags full of goodies, that there is no way you can avoid them. Betcha didnt know 30% of Singporeans claim to be Santa Claus....or are at least close to him by the amt of shopping they do during Christmas.
I went shopping once, during the peak season of CHristmas, I must say...those aunties out there are fairly strong. Not only can they carry their multiple packages, they can wrestle you outta the way, and use another hand (that comes out from nowhere) to view and inspect the goods. Really quite amazing. Wonder if they have classes for this in the Community Clubs.
"Shop like a true champion - multi tasking for Aunties"
Ok...i'm tired of blogging for the day....lousy blog...but i never intended to write anything down...jus that google thing...haha...later
haha...notice that our disinfected friend always has a penchant for being the noble, straight up hero in all his quizilla quizzes? First Neo then Nemo....eh wait....they're almost alike!! U're cheating!!!! Kelf is cheating!!!!! hahahahaha...kidding man. But i must say, i really do think ur character suits those 2..heh......u were almost CRUSHED i hear....wahahah...look at the entry below this one....sheesh....anywayz....
Been having Subway for breakfast these past few weeks (not everyday of course!!) Them sandwiches are really damn good loh...plus itz nutritious. If I had my way, i'd eat subway alot alot alot alot. My personal fave is the Italian BMT DOUBLE MEAT!!!!! DOUBLE MEAT!!! ya so gotta try the double meat.... it'll rock ur world....
howz matric maze guys? heard that 49 people signed up so far...not bad lah...was expecting less...then again, there's still one more day to go. Personal goal for this orientation, wat say we try and get all of the unattached ones attached...hahahahahaa...that'll be funny.
"Mark, u wanna play this game?"
"No!!!! Of course not! Not if it involveds girls! If it does, get ***** and ***** to play it. They're especially good with girls...."
Then again, it might not work.....
TIme to leave the place that i've been working at for 2 mths. Damn, working really makes ya miss hall. Am i sick or wat? hahaha..we're gonna spend another 6 mths there and i'm missing it. Btw, exams are coming!!! EXAM ARE COMING!!! then again, so is XMAS.
Ya wonder why they put up those lights along Orchard Road during Christmas. THey dun make money, they use up electricity, they cost money to put up and take down. The only contribution is that they make town brighter, so you don't knock into more people. But then again, their arms, feet and hands are armed with plastic bags full of goodies, that there is no way you can avoid them. Betcha didnt know 30% of Singporeans claim to be Santa Claus....or are at least close to him by the amt of shopping they do during Christmas.
I went shopping once, during the peak season of CHristmas, I must say...those aunties out there are fairly strong. Not only can they carry their multiple packages, they can wrestle you outta the way, and use another hand (that comes out from nowhere) to view and inspect the goods. Really quite amazing. Wonder if they have classes for this in the Community Clubs.
"Shop like a true champion - multi tasking for Aunties"
Ok...i'm tired of blogging for the day....lousy blog...but i never intended to write anything down...jus that google thing...haha...later
Wednesday, July 09, 2003
What Finding Nemo Character are You?
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duuuude...u were like whoooooa...jellyman!!!
hahahaha
Monday, July 07, 2003
haha..i've jus spread the blogging disease to a new frd...this is getting contagious..'sette, u're rite..u jus run outta ideas after a while....u cant live up to the expectations of ur fans....nooooooo....*wither and die*
So, me and me X-roomie gotta be hosts for SP nite...hmmm..havent done that kinda thing in a while..wonder how it'll tunr out. I'm sure we'll have some fun..heh heh...not only with the Fleshies but also our friends. This is gonna be interesting man. Wonder wat games we gonna make them play? We'll add our own touch of course.
"Rite, now the game u're supposed to play is charades. U act and the audience guesses. *whispers* Your word is 'ignouranus'....... Go ahead!! Act away!"
how about a part 3 to The Story??
Our fearless freedom fighters from the fiery flames of Flamenco flails had finally defeated the evil Sexy Seb in our last episode. But here, they faced a new opponent. One that had new skills and new IQ levels! DA BEAR!!!!
*cue Bear Vader music*
Before u know it, our heroes were transported into a Star Wars set. "Seems like our budget has gone up" Chimp-bacca commented.
"They must have like our first outing. Leta make this another runaway, over-hyped, more action, less brain sequel!!" Hans So-Hole said with gusto.
"But my lightsaVer doesnt work. I think itz a flourascent lamp." Puke Clownz-walker stated while shaking a tube covered with cellophane paper.
Nevertheless, the motley crew got around to work, making their way steathily through the Bear-Star. Everywhere smelt of smoke..... "heard that he was once part of the Chimneys.. decided to break free and make the whole world smoke Pall Mall. That's bad." So-Hole updated the rest.
"Can't be as bad as smoking a Camel..." Puke said. The 3 of them stopped for a well-deserved giggle.
"We need weapons" Chimp-bacca pointed out.
"Hey, are u crying?" Asked So-Hole.
"No!! I'm not!! It's all this goddamn smoke!!" Chimp-bacca exclaimed.
"Shuddup..someone's coming.." Puke whispered as he peered around the corner. Through the smoke, they saw a few shadows approaching. As they got closer, the smoke got thicker. Before long, our heroes identified the shadow. Princess Lis-eia.
"Awww great. Can we get another damsel in distress? This jus makes the job harder." One of our heroes exclaimed.
"There's no way we're gonna find her in all that smoke." Treacherous grounds i say.
But still, they HAD to save her becoz the script called for it. Soon, they found their way to an armoury. Lighters and ciggies filled the walls. "Dun they have any proper weapons here?"
"Howz this?" Chimp said. He had found a fire extinguisher.
"Great!! We'll need a few more and some gas masks and some...." So-Hole was cut off as the door was busted down.
Our heroes were discovered!!! So they began to fight the Bear-troopers. Smoking like crazy, the Troopers began to blow the tracherous gas in our heroes direction. All except Puke Clownz-walker got their masks on in time and began to use the electric fans they found to blow the smoke away. Meanwhile Puke was left coughing and retching in a corner. How apt.
With the smoke advantage gone, the Troopers were left with no choice but to engage in hand-to hand combat. This was a mistake. With rigourous training, So-Hole and Chimp-bacca were among the best in their aspect. They made short work of the Troopers with a series of leg kicks, groin smashes and head locks. No prob. But they failed to take into account the 2nd patrol lighting up at the back. Panting and Pespiring, the 2 of them would not be able to stand the smoke onslough again.
But Puke Clownz-walker to the rescue!! With a mighty swipe of his fire extinguisher, the Troopers caught a mouthful of foam and it was their turn to puke and retch. "Payback's a bitch...." Clownz said as he stood over them.
"Hey that makes a pretty good tagline." Hole said
"Ok!! That'll be our tagline for our stories!!" Chimp added....
Payback's a bitch.....fork....=P
So, me and me X-roomie gotta be hosts for SP nite...hmmm..havent done that kinda thing in a while..wonder how it'll tunr out. I'm sure we'll have some fun..heh heh...not only with the Fleshies but also our friends. This is gonna be interesting man. Wonder wat games we gonna make them play? We'll add our own touch of course.
"Rite, now the game u're supposed to play is charades. U act and the audience guesses. *whispers* Your word is 'ignouranus'....... Go ahead!! Act away!"
how about a part 3 to The Story??
Our fearless freedom fighters from the fiery flames of Flamenco flails had finally defeated the evil Sexy Seb in our last episode. But here, they faced a new opponent. One that had new skills and new IQ levels! DA BEAR!!!!
*cue Bear Vader music*
Before u know it, our heroes were transported into a Star Wars set. "Seems like our budget has gone up" Chimp-bacca commented.
"They must have like our first outing. Leta make this another runaway, over-hyped, more action, less brain sequel!!" Hans So-Hole said with gusto.
"But my lightsaVer doesnt work. I think itz a flourascent lamp." Puke Clownz-walker stated while shaking a tube covered with cellophane paper.
Nevertheless, the motley crew got around to work, making their way steathily through the Bear-Star. Everywhere smelt of smoke..... "heard that he was once part of the Chimneys.. decided to break free and make the whole world smoke Pall Mall. That's bad." So-Hole updated the rest.
"Can't be as bad as smoking a Camel..." Puke said. The 3 of them stopped for a well-deserved giggle.
"We need weapons" Chimp-bacca pointed out.
"Hey, are u crying?" Asked So-Hole.
"No!! I'm not!! It's all this goddamn smoke!!" Chimp-bacca exclaimed.
"Shuddup..someone's coming.." Puke whispered as he peered around the corner. Through the smoke, they saw a few shadows approaching. As they got closer, the smoke got thicker. Before long, our heroes identified the shadow. Princess Lis-eia.
"Awww great. Can we get another damsel in distress? This jus makes the job harder." One of our heroes exclaimed.
"There's no way we're gonna find her in all that smoke." Treacherous grounds i say.
But still, they HAD to save her becoz the script called for it. Soon, they found their way to an armoury. Lighters and ciggies filled the walls. "Dun they have any proper weapons here?"
"Howz this?" Chimp said. He had found a fire extinguisher.
"Great!! We'll need a few more and some gas masks and some...." So-Hole was cut off as the door was busted down.
Our heroes were discovered!!! So they began to fight the Bear-troopers. Smoking like crazy, the Troopers began to blow the tracherous gas in our heroes direction. All except Puke Clownz-walker got their masks on in time and began to use the electric fans they found to blow the smoke away. Meanwhile Puke was left coughing and retching in a corner. How apt.
With the smoke advantage gone, the Troopers were left with no choice but to engage in hand-to hand combat. This was a mistake. With rigourous training, So-Hole and Chimp-bacca were among the best in their aspect. They made short work of the Troopers with a series of leg kicks, groin smashes and head locks. No prob. But they failed to take into account the 2nd patrol lighting up at the back. Panting and Pespiring, the 2 of them would not be able to stand the smoke onslough again.
But Puke Clownz-walker to the rescue!! With a mighty swipe of his fire extinguisher, the Troopers caught a mouthful of foam and it was their turn to puke and retch. "Payback's a bitch...." Clownz said as he stood over them.
"Hey that makes a pretty good tagline." Hole said
"Ok!! That'll be our tagline for our stories!!" Chimp added....
Payback's a bitch.....fork....=P
