Friday, July 04, 2003
eating Gloden shoe nasi now....do u know wat a deal they gif? For the cheap price of $2.50, u get rice, cucumber, chilli, chicken DRUMSTICK, sausage, sotong biah and egg!!! wah lauz! we've been ripped off! Derian, next time buy supper go Golden Shoe
hahahahaha...
i discovered there's alot of office politics in the office that i work in. Some people dun like some other people, who in turn like the people that they think they dun like. One time i got confused and invited someone that the people dun like to lunch. Tell me how not to get confused??
By the way, here are a few rumors u can spread:
"Did you hear about xxx? i heard she eat Golden Shoe Nasi..." *hint hint to Derian*
Anywayz... that day i was back in my NEW CLEAN room, when i heard bangra music blasting from the corridor. T'was my new neighbour....great...luckily it soon turned to Linkin Park. I really dunno...i'm gonna be surrounded by people i dunno...like Hole pointed out. Everyone else is AFTER the lounge, while we're in front of it. Hope this works out.
I STILL havent watched Amazing Race..not even one episode...i can't believe myself. Even tonite i'll have a meeting and i cant watch...dammit..
Well, everytime i watch it i wonder wwat it'll be like to run the Amazing Race. I'd definetly win i tell u, becoz i got a few ideas up my sleeve.
1. Pretend itz Survivor and spread vicious rumours about Team A checking out Team B's butts. This will definetly work if Team A is gay (there are ALWAYS gays in Amazing Races) and TEam B are jocks. Another thing, why are there always gays? The way i see it, itz to make the male teams run faster, to prevent traffic slamming into them from 'behind'.
2. Run very fast when the first leg starts then hide along alleyways to scare the other contestants. (i think i had too much Third Prophecy) Even if this doesnt win u the race, u're guarunteed tv time. Another option if u're taking CEE is to build obstacles for the other contestants to cross. See? A game within a game. Winning fomula
3. Steal other people's air tickets and save money. Target the elderly lady team becoz they'll have trouble catching u while u run scot free to the boarding area. Make money while earning another cool million.
4. Here's a real one. Prepare tags that say "petrol only" and replace the "diesel only" on jeeps that u haf to drive. Make sure u're first to the jeep area so that u can knock the camera man out and do the deed. When he comes round, tell him he fainted after an eagle shat on his head. "He must eaten a cow or something"
5. Call the cops and say that the elderly ladies stole your airplane tickets.
6. At the exit of a train, just before the door opens, let off a loud fart. Be sure to say sorry while you get a well deserved head start.
7. Buy Golden Shoe Nasi to bring along and eat.
8. Set everyone else's alarm clock back 30 mins. If you're caught, say you were trying to set it earlier so that they would win. Let off another fart to ensure they lapse back into unconciousness.
I fear that once school starts i may not have the time to write this kinda nonsense. Or mebbe i'll have more to say. We'll have to wait and see then. After all, most crap happens in school rite? On to my last week of PA then! woo hoo!
hahahahaha...
i discovered there's alot of office politics in the office that i work in. Some people dun like some other people, who in turn like the people that they think they dun like. One time i got confused and invited someone that the people dun like to lunch. Tell me how not to get confused??
By the way, here are a few rumors u can spread:
"Did you hear about xxx? i heard she eat Golden Shoe Nasi..." *hint hint to Derian*
Anywayz... that day i was back in my NEW CLEAN room, when i heard bangra music blasting from the corridor. T'was my new neighbour....great...luckily it soon turned to Linkin Park. I really dunno...i'm gonna be surrounded by people i dunno...like Hole pointed out. Everyone else is AFTER the lounge, while we're in front of it. Hope this works out.
I STILL havent watched Amazing Race..not even one episode...i can't believe myself. Even tonite i'll have a meeting and i cant watch...dammit..
Well, everytime i watch it i wonder wwat it'll be like to run the Amazing Race. I'd definetly win i tell u, becoz i got a few ideas up my sleeve.
1. Pretend itz Survivor and spread vicious rumours about Team A checking out Team B's butts. This will definetly work if Team A is gay (there are ALWAYS gays in Amazing Races) and TEam B are jocks. Another thing, why are there always gays? The way i see it, itz to make the male teams run faster, to prevent traffic slamming into them from 'behind'.
2. Run very fast when the first leg starts then hide along alleyways to scare the other contestants. (i think i had too much Third Prophecy) Even if this doesnt win u the race, u're guarunteed tv time. Another option if u're taking CEE is to build obstacles for the other contestants to cross. See? A game within a game. Winning fomula
3. Steal other people's air tickets and save money. Target the elderly lady team becoz they'll have trouble catching u while u run scot free to the boarding area. Make money while earning another cool million.
4. Here's a real one. Prepare tags that say "petrol only" and replace the "diesel only" on jeeps that u haf to drive. Make sure u're first to the jeep area so that u can knock the camera man out and do the deed. When he comes round, tell him he fainted after an eagle shat on his head. "He must eaten a cow or something"
5. Call the cops and say that the elderly ladies stole your airplane tickets.
6. At the exit of a train, just before the door opens, let off a loud fart. Be sure to say sorry while you get a well deserved head start.
7. Buy Golden Shoe Nasi to bring along and eat.
8. Set everyone else's alarm clock back 30 mins. If you're caught, say you were trying to set it earlier so that they would win. Let off another fart to ensure they lapse back into unconciousness.
I fear that once school starts i may not have the time to write this kinda nonsense. Or mebbe i'll have more to say. We'll have to wait and see then. After all, most crap happens in school rite? On to my last week of PA then! woo hoo!
Tuesday, July 01, 2003
I kinda left a real mess for the next occupant of my big double room. Heh... oh well, i'll jus act mighty embaressed when he comes looking for me. No offence Kelvin, but i think we left our 419 room in better state than the current one.
PA's gonna end soon, in about 1.5 weeks time. Not soon enough if u ask me. But then again, i'm not exactly looking forward to go back to school. See? Ccaught between a rock and a hard place. Why can't I be a professional CS player? Dammit.
Bought a packet of werther's original yesterday man! Boy are they good! "The classic candy made with real butter and fresh cream" Why can't they have more happening names for sweets?
Monkey Crap Pellets: Guarunteed whiff of satisfaction.
Jalapeno Sweeties: Green Goblet of Flame
And watz all this crap about Hary Potter? He's jus a nerd with a few magic powers! Bah phooey...people actually lining up to pre-order their pre-ordered books so that they can get the books first. The only reason I can see to pre-order a book is that if u're a slow reader. That way, when everyone finishes the book, you'll have also. Then u can actually join the many many Harry Potter forums on the Net that talk about what magic powers he SHOULD have (X-ray vision...he he he) and how he and Simeone (or watever her name is...sounds like that Argentine midfielder i say) should ditch the fat klutz and start an off season project together with Universal studios.
I went and got myself sorted on the website by that counfounded hat becoz i wanted to find out the name of the girl but i got myself into SLytherin.....ah.....apprentice Fugger...how does that sound? Nice ring to it huh? haha..
I really dunno wat to say in this blog and i'm jus typing watever comes to mind. Anybody want me to comment on anything? Jus tell me man, i'll gladly share my ideas about that subject.
I'll go eat more Werther's now....The classic candy that.....bah, read above....
Btw, shout out to Marc Vivien Foe.... shocking news.....peace to him and his family
PA's gonna end soon, in about 1.5 weeks time. Not soon enough if u ask me. But then again, i'm not exactly looking forward to go back to school. See? Ccaught between a rock and a hard place. Why can't I be a professional CS player? Dammit.
Bought a packet of werther's original yesterday man! Boy are they good! "The classic candy made with real butter and fresh cream" Why can't they have more happening names for sweets?
Monkey Crap Pellets: Guarunteed whiff of satisfaction.
Jalapeno Sweeties: Green Goblet of Flame
And watz all this crap about Hary Potter? He's jus a nerd with a few magic powers! Bah phooey...people actually lining up to pre-order their pre-ordered books so that they can get the books first. The only reason I can see to pre-order a book is that if u're a slow reader. That way, when everyone finishes the book, you'll have also. Then u can actually join the many many Harry Potter forums on the Net that talk about what magic powers he SHOULD have (X-ray vision...he he he) and how he and Simeone (or watever her name is...sounds like that Argentine midfielder i say) should ditch the fat klutz and start an off season project together with Universal studios.
I went and got myself sorted on the website by that counfounded hat becoz i wanted to find out the name of the girl but i got myself into SLytherin.....ah.....apprentice Fugger...how does that sound? Nice ring to it huh? haha..
I really dunno wat to say in this blog and i'm jus typing watever comes to mind. Anybody want me to comment on anything? Jus tell me man, i'll gladly share my ideas about that subject.
I'll go eat more Werther's now....The classic candy that.....bah, read above....
Btw, shout out to Marc Vivien Foe.... shocking news.....peace to him and his family
