Monday, June 16, 2003
stuff i heard in the office today
Over the PA system "Ladies and gentlemen, there will be a fire alarm testing within the next 3 mins. Do not be ALARMED...."
And people were wondering why I was laughing to myself.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the fire alarm has been activated. Pls remain clam and STEADY and the cause shall be investigated."
Wat they expect? Me to be unbalanced? Fall over myself? Someone should really write scripts for these announcers.
NTUC : "Dear all, pls be informed that there is a sale on aisle 5. Succulent grade A Blue ribbon chicken skin, dipped in delectable apple sauce with a tinge of maple leaf syrup, oh-so-subtle hint of oatmeal fillings going for an inexpensive price of fifteen dollars and twenty nine cents."
But alas, in reality "Aisle 5 sale....chicken meat...cheap cheap..."
so wat happened to u guys over the weekend? I found out that cartel brownies are not bad...go try one...give u a choc high. Also, i played some games on Family Day in muah church.
There was one where there were 3 sides of teaming teens. (I was roped in to make up numbers...nice to feel needed) and there was a poor little orange in the middle. The hormonal tornados were supposed to run to the middle, pick up a floorball stick and hit the poor fruit back to their side. All this was to happen when their number is called of course. So the frenzy started. A few ended up with bruised shins and a number of them came out victors.
When it came to my turn, i picked up the stick and proceeded to show what IH hockey had taught me. Reverse stick, dribble, pull back. But soon, I was simply pushed off by the on rushing horde. So much for finesse. I backed off because i was sure i would squash someone if i went back in. I decided that I would pound the orange into the ground the next time round. Guess the station master read my mind. I was never called again....darn.
I just remembered how much I hate coconut sweets...jus popped one into my mouth...out it came almost immediately. Urrrghz..leaves aftertaste...pui...
There the alarm goes again..time for me to jump up and scream fire fire fire! Try and push everyone towards the stairs to climb down 14 stories. Yet another sure way to get sacked. I love fire drills.
Over the PA system "Ladies and gentlemen, there will be a fire alarm testing within the next 3 mins. Do not be ALARMED...."
And people were wondering why I was laughing to myself.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the fire alarm has been activated. Pls remain clam and STEADY and the cause shall be investigated."
Wat they expect? Me to be unbalanced? Fall over myself? Someone should really write scripts for these announcers.
NTUC : "Dear all, pls be informed that there is a sale on aisle 5. Succulent grade A Blue ribbon chicken skin, dipped in delectable apple sauce with a tinge of maple leaf syrup, oh-so-subtle hint of oatmeal fillings going for an inexpensive price of fifteen dollars and twenty nine cents."
But alas, in reality "Aisle 5 sale....chicken meat...cheap cheap..."
so wat happened to u guys over the weekend? I found out that cartel brownies are not bad...go try one...give u a choc high. Also, i played some games on Family Day in muah church.
There was one where there were 3 sides of teaming teens. (I was roped in to make up numbers...nice to feel needed) and there was a poor little orange in the middle. The hormonal tornados were supposed to run to the middle, pick up a floorball stick and hit the poor fruit back to their side. All this was to happen when their number is called of course. So the frenzy started. A few ended up with bruised shins and a number of them came out victors.
When it came to my turn, i picked up the stick and proceeded to show what IH hockey had taught me. Reverse stick, dribble, pull back. But soon, I was simply pushed off by the on rushing horde. So much for finesse. I backed off because i was sure i would squash someone if i went back in. I decided that I would pound the orange into the ground the next time round. Guess the station master read my mind. I was never called again....darn.
I just remembered how much I hate coconut sweets...jus popped one into my mouth...out it came almost immediately. Urrrghz..leaves aftertaste...pui...
There the alarm goes again..time for me to jump up and scream fire fire fire! Try and push everyone towards the stairs to climb down 14 stories. Yet another sure way to get sacked. I love fire drills.
