Thursday, June 12, 2003
ah...a new day..first, i'd like to comment on how something always seems to appear when u dun need it and then it disappears exactly when u need it. Itz like u're looking for something else when the damn thing appears and u throw it one side, thinking that u'd probably remember where it is when u need it. Then a few weeks later, itz gone!!! And u spend the whole nite looking for it, while finding other stuff that u don't need. If u shiok, then u probably find what u were looking for last time, in the exact same place where u loked already a few weeks ago. I hate my room...
On to part 2 of my story....
As the bell rung and the dust settled.........and the million upon millions of the Clownz fans screamed his name.........sorry, got a bit carried away. We discover that our 2 heroes have battled to a stalemate...as usual, with either one hitting his head on the wall or simply stopping from exhaustion. Then, quote "suddenly, the pseudo depressive one remembered the world was going to end on 23 Dec 2012 (or was it 2014) and decided to finally leave everything behind and shut himself from everyone." That would be the Hole. But still, the other 2 knew their quest was of utmost importance as the fate of the world depended on it. So they dragged his lazy ass from the cupboard he had decided to enter, (It was starting to creak from the weight anyway) and continued.
They approached the source of the smoke and discovered that it was the Chimney's room! Even though they had not been smoking inside, somehow the smoke continued to emit. So they held their breath once more and ran through. For they knew Seb would not be as unconcious as Der Villian.
Suddenly our heroes realised the secret weapon they had to use to corner His Sexiness!! So they split up and searched around the various rooms in the castle. Once they had their hands on the items, they quickly proceeded.
They came to a room where it was flooded and a stench filled the air. OMG...wat is this? It was almost unbearable..... They peeked it, holding back their puke and saw..... THE INCREDIBLE SWEAT!!! Oh man!! "Quick run before we drown! A heat wave approaches!" Chimp screamed!! Suddenly a beastial hormone took over and he retarded for a few seconds....started to clap his hands over his head and go *arrrrgh arrrrrgh arrrrrgh* while prancing on the spot.
He soon regained his composure as Clownz and Hole took a seat a safe distance away from the tsunami that came outta the room. Soooo...they were FINALLY at the place of reckoning. Sexy Seb's Super Slummy Sleeping Smelly Room.
The door creaked as they pushed it open....Seb was inside, sleeping too, as his IA had finished.... "Quick the formation!!" Hole whispered. Our 3 heroes stood in a line and Hole gave the signal. Somewhere Zhi-Yang-verine stirred from his sleep and proceeded to hit the button on his laptop.
*Cue Korean music*
With the music blasting at top volume and the element of surprise, our 3 heroes effortlessly got into the groove of "that silly korean dance that everyone wants to somehow see us do without the damn music...do u know how stupid it'll look?" Seb was taken aback by the ferociousness of this onslought but he gathered his wits and proceeded to take off his shorts.
"Dun look!!!!" Clownz shouted. So the 3 heroes proceeded to dance with their eyes closed. *Rite now, take a moment to imagine 3 of us dancing in Seb's room while he has his bare ass pointed at us....now u see why i'm laughing*
Since the 2 superpowers cancelled each other out, Seb decided to pull out all stops. He was abt to turn his front on our heros when Clownz whipped out a DVD player that was playing Ju-on!
"Noooooo!" Seb shrieked as he saw the screen. He started to cower and move towards the corner of the room as Clownz turned up the contrast on the screen.
Finally, as a finishing move, Chimp whipped out the giant runbber spider from their room and threw it on Seb....
"NOOOooooooo.....eekz" As Seb slipped into unconciousness. Finally, our heroes had trimuphed and the world was saved!!...Well, as long as Kiong brought back his PS2 and Der Villian was allowed access to it.....once more, we can live in peace....btw, i jus heard that 2 indians are gonna take over my former room...dat sux.....
On to part 2 of my story....
As the bell rung and the dust settled.........and the million upon millions of the Clownz fans screamed his name.........sorry, got a bit carried away. We discover that our 2 heroes have battled to a stalemate...as usual, with either one hitting his head on the wall or simply stopping from exhaustion. Then, quote "suddenly, the pseudo depressive one remembered the world was going to end on 23 Dec 2012 (or was it 2014) and decided to finally leave everything behind and shut himself from everyone." That would be the Hole. But still, the other 2 knew their quest was of utmost importance as the fate of the world depended on it. So they dragged his lazy ass from the cupboard he had decided to enter, (It was starting to creak from the weight anyway) and continued.
They approached the source of the smoke and discovered that it was the Chimney's room! Even though they had not been smoking inside, somehow the smoke continued to emit. So they held their breath once more and ran through. For they knew Seb would not be as unconcious as Der Villian.
Suddenly our heroes realised the secret weapon they had to use to corner His Sexiness!! So they split up and searched around the various rooms in the castle. Once they had their hands on the items, they quickly proceeded.
They came to a room where it was flooded and a stench filled the air. OMG...wat is this? It was almost unbearable..... They peeked it, holding back their puke and saw..... THE INCREDIBLE SWEAT!!! Oh man!! "Quick run before we drown! A heat wave approaches!" Chimp screamed!! Suddenly a beastial hormone took over and he retarded for a few seconds....started to clap his hands over his head and go *arrrrgh arrrrrgh arrrrrgh* while prancing on the spot.
He soon regained his composure as Clownz and Hole took a seat a safe distance away from the tsunami that came outta the room. Soooo...they were FINALLY at the place of reckoning. Sexy Seb's Super Slummy Sleeping Smelly Room.
The door creaked as they pushed it open....Seb was inside, sleeping too, as his IA had finished.... "Quick the formation!!" Hole whispered. Our 3 heroes stood in a line and Hole gave the signal. Somewhere Zhi-Yang-verine stirred from his sleep and proceeded to hit the button on his laptop.
*Cue Korean music*
With the music blasting at top volume and the element of surprise, our 3 heroes effortlessly got into the groove of "that silly korean dance that everyone wants to somehow see us do without the damn music...do u know how stupid it'll look?" Seb was taken aback by the ferociousness of this onslought but he gathered his wits and proceeded to take off his shorts.
"Dun look!!!!" Clownz shouted. So the 3 heroes proceeded to dance with their eyes closed. *Rite now, take a moment to imagine 3 of us dancing in Seb's room while he has his bare ass pointed at us....now u see why i'm laughing*
Since the 2 superpowers cancelled each other out, Seb decided to pull out all stops. He was abt to turn his front on our heros when Clownz whipped out a DVD player that was playing Ju-on!
"Noooooo!" Seb shrieked as he saw the screen. He started to cower and move towards the corner of the room as Clownz turned up the contrast on the screen.
Finally, as a finishing move, Chimp whipped out the giant runbber spider from their room and threw it on Seb....
"NOOOooooooo.....eekz" As Seb slipped into unconciousness. Finally, our heroes had trimuphed and the world was saved!!...Well, as long as Kiong brought back his PS2 and Der Villian was allowed access to it.....once more, we can live in peace....btw, i jus heard that 2 indians are gonna take over my former room...dat sux.....
Wednesday, June 11, 2003
Wonder wat they gonna include in this yr's goodie bag for OC. Heard that they got the bag itself from Durex. My mind immediately started imagining the various shapes and sizes the bag would come in. Actually, various SHAPE. Hahaha...and the material too. Of all companies, Durex???? Haha...but i'm not complaining...at least they didn't get anyone like LV or Gucci. Sheesh..who would want a Gucci goodie bag anyway.....
i wouldnt mind a PS 2 in my goodie bag tho. hey Pam, if ya ever read this blog, u know which company to call. Or perhaps Adidas or Nike. Free pair of shoes when u join hall 3 OC. Who cares if they're bright yellow. I'll prob try to sell them off on the Net.
Here's a story.
Trapped in the castle of Der Villian and Sexy Seb, the Clown and the Chimp were fighting for their life. Having escaped from the inner dungeons of the castle, they armed themselves with rat poison and cakes to deal with the 2 mega-villians.
Picking the lock of their dungeon door, they gagged the guard and threw him into the cell, leaving him in the filth of their room, for they had neglected to clean their room for 6 mths, on the assumption that they were moving anywayz. Just as they had closed the door, they noticed a light in their neighbouring room. They knocked on the door and asked if that person would wanna escape too.
"Leave me alone. I hate people" came the reply. Still, stubbornly, the Clown and Chimp stormed the door with potpurri air freshener and discovered t'was their old friend the Hole! Alrite! the 3 stooges were once again back together. Somehow, the Clown picked up a video camera and decided to film their dynamic escape. (www.amazingshit.com)
Since they couldn't really use the element of surpurise as the Hole was still smelling of potpurri, they decided on the strong approach. They took the stairs in a jiffy, only to stop halfway as all 3 of them had not been jogging for a long time. Suddenly, at B21, they saw another group of people. It was the Chimneys. Thinking fast, the Chimp asked them to smoke a few hundred more sticks and form a smoke screen. So the Chimneys agreed to be of assistance, with Jason and Aaron whipping out another 32 cartons of Marlboro Lights.
Unfortunately, our heroes failed to see that snoke chokes. Thus when at the door of the Der Villian, they started koffing no end. "This wun work!" Clownz said. "We'll be discovered!" But when the smoke cleared, the 3 discovered Der Villian still soundly sleeping. Nothing wakes him. Plus it was 3pm in the afternoon.
Thus, deciding that Sexy Seb was more of a threat with his periodic moons, slipper kicking fits and regular showers, the 3 stooges set off to capture him. They moved slowly across a giant lounge, with 2 gigantic sofas and a table reeking of Boon Lay Market Nasi, then pass 2 rooms whose inhabitants were shreiking like banshees. As the 3 made their way past. echoes of "You Ass!!" were heard in the distance.
Suddenly, as they rounded a corner, they saw smoke billowing out and they could see no farther! The Hole sensed danger all round and felt uneasy. But he soon discovered that was the Chimp spraying more potpurri on him. Therefore, a 5 minute intermission was taken as the 2 settled their differences in a wrestling ring that mysteriously appeared out of nowhere. Till the next instalment then....where the victor shall be announced!
In honour of Jacq n her rabbits....
i wouldnt mind a PS 2 in my goodie bag tho. hey Pam, if ya ever read this blog, u know which company to call. Or perhaps Adidas or Nike. Free pair of shoes when u join hall 3 OC. Who cares if they're bright yellow. I'll prob try to sell them off on the Net.
Here's a story.
Trapped in the castle of Der Villian and Sexy Seb, the Clown and the Chimp were fighting for their life. Having escaped from the inner dungeons of the castle, they armed themselves with rat poison and cakes to deal with the 2 mega-villians.
Picking the lock of their dungeon door, they gagged the guard and threw him into the cell, leaving him in the filth of their room, for they had neglected to clean their room for 6 mths, on the assumption that they were moving anywayz. Just as they had closed the door, they noticed a light in their neighbouring room. They knocked on the door and asked if that person would wanna escape too.
"Leave me alone. I hate people" came the reply. Still, stubbornly, the Clown and Chimp stormed the door with potpurri air freshener and discovered t'was their old friend the Hole! Alrite! the 3 stooges were once again back together. Somehow, the Clown picked up a video camera and decided to film their dynamic escape. (www.amazingshit.com)
Since they couldn't really use the element of surpurise as the Hole was still smelling of potpurri, they decided on the strong approach. They took the stairs in a jiffy, only to stop halfway as all 3 of them had not been jogging for a long time. Suddenly, at B21, they saw another group of people. It was the Chimneys. Thinking fast, the Chimp asked them to smoke a few hundred more sticks and form a smoke screen. So the Chimneys agreed to be of assistance, with Jason and Aaron whipping out another 32 cartons of Marlboro Lights.
Unfortunately, our heroes failed to see that snoke chokes. Thus when at the door of the Der Villian, they started koffing no end. "This wun work!" Clownz said. "We'll be discovered!" But when the smoke cleared, the 3 discovered Der Villian still soundly sleeping. Nothing wakes him. Plus it was 3pm in the afternoon.
Thus, deciding that Sexy Seb was more of a threat with his periodic moons, slipper kicking fits and regular showers, the 3 stooges set off to capture him. They moved slowly across a giant lounge, with 2 gigantic sofas and a table reeking of Boon Lay Market Nasi, then pass 2 rooms whose inhabitants were shreiking like banshees. As the 3 made their way past. echoes of "You Ass!!" were heard in the distance.
Suddenly, as they rounded a corner, they saw smoke billowing out and they could see no farther! The Hole sensed danger all round and felt uneasy. But he soon discovered that was the Chimp spraying more potpurri on him. Therefore, a 5 minute intermission was taken as the 2 settled their differences in a wrestling ring that mysteriously appeared out of nowhere. Till the next instalment then....where the victor shall be announced!
In honour of Jacq n her rabbits....
Monday, June 09, 2003
OK..here goes...new games to play during OC
1. Cpt Durian
2. Team fortress with super soaker.... fire extinguisher is bonus weapon
3. bungee jumping from N4
4. "Steal the exam paper" - to be played in 5th week of school
5. Initation Sprint
6. Chug the Beer
Haf u thot of some games that we play? like the cross lines games at the bball court? I think it'd be more fun if we had our own rules, without telling the station master. For example, who can put the most catchers out of commission by stepping on their toes...hiakz...fun!
How abt going ard trying to scare the monsters on monster hunt instead? haha...(nobody leak this out ya hear??!!! haha...)
Or that thing on the soapy canvass...spend the better part of ur time trying to push people down rather than retriving the dang ping pong balls. They're so darn small anyway.....screw them..letz haf fun making people fall...crush a few of them balls on the way b4 they disqualify u.
war games...spend ur time wallowing in the mud making oinking noises...freak the freshies out.
Mini olympiads.....wear your best olympic get up and start to warm up...tell the freshies they better wear shoes and drink lotsa water to avoid cramps. "Dun wanna end up like the last batch. Dehydration's a bitch"
Sentosa...climb to the top of the two towers and shout across "For the glory of Sauron!! I claim this tower in Sauron's name!!" Proceed to jump off into the ocean.
On the last nite, wake everyobdy up and claim itz gonna rain soon...rush them off into the tents, then proceed to take all the space u want on the porch.
Sentosa beach games. Run straight into the sea and continue running out with half closed eyes....keep yawning. Peridically turn back to shout "C'mon team!"
Ice breakers...intro urself as Tan Chee Hong. Observe eyes growing wider....then claim itz a joke and ur real name is Lim Jiak Sai.
Eat the polo sweet everytime it comes round. Yum....then squat down and pretend to look for the sweet under the couch.
Announce that u are the king cockroach during the "cockroach chicken monkey' game. Bestow kinghthood on other cockroaches and cower in fear when u see a chicken. Immediately transform into a cock and claim the chicken as your mate.
OC rox....
1. Cpt Durian
2. Team fortress with super soaker.... fire extinguisher is bonus weapon
3. bungee jumping from N4
4. "Steal the exam paper" - to be played in 5th week of school
5. Initation Sprint
6. Chug the Beer
Haf u thot of some games that we play? like the cross lines games at the bball court? I think it'd be more fun if we had our own rules, without telling the station master. For example, who can put the most catchers out of commission by stepping on their toes...hiakz...fun!
How abt going ard trying to scare the monsters on monster hunt instead? haha...(nobody leak this out ya hear??!!! haha...)
Or that thing on the soapy canvass...spend the better part of ur time trying to push people down rather than retriving the dang ping pong balls. They're so darn small anyway.....screw them..letz haf fun making people fall...crush a few of them balls on the way b4 they disqualify u.
war games...spend ur time wallowing in the mud making oinking noises...freak the freshies out.
Mini olympiads.....wear your best olympic get up and start to warm up...tell the freshies they better wear shoes and drink lotsa water to avoid cramps. "Dun wanna end up like the last batch. Dehydration's a bitch"
Sentosa...climb to the top of the two towers and shout across "For the glory of Sauron!! I claim this tower in Sauron's name!!" Proceed to jump off into the ocean.
On the last nite, wake everyobdy up and claim itz gonna rain soon...rush them off into the tents, then proceed to take all the space u want on the porch.
Sentosa beach games. Run straight into the sea and continue running out with half closed eyes....keep yawning. Peridically turn back to shout "C'mon team!"
Ice breakers...intro urself as Tan Chee Hong. Observe eyes growing wider....then claim itz a joke and ur real name is Lim Jiak Sai.
Eat the polo sweet everytime it comes round. Yum....then squat down and pretend to look for the sweet under the couch.
Announce that u are the king cockroach during the "cockroach chicken monkey' game. Bestow kinghthood on other cockroaches and cower in fear when u see a chicken. Immediately transform into a cock and claim the chicken as your mate.
OC rox....
