Tuesday, June 24, 2003
Aha! I'm back....well, gonna be goin outta the office quite often now so less time at the comp. I jus realised that trying to handle OC and PA at the same time is a heckuva hassle. Take me away now!!!
Ever wonder what dogs are thinking when they look at u?
"Hahaha...this is another idiot who thinks he can act cute in front of me. I'll jus continue to look at him just to goad him on."
Notice most people like to act cute in front of their dogs. Saw a couple of them at East Coast on Sunday. There was this lady who was wiping the paws of her dog becoz it had sand on it. Wtf?? watz it gonna do? swallow the sand? Choke and die?? Perhaps share it with a few friends and get high... Itz jus sand for goodness sake.
Another tip, DO NOT go to ECP on a Sunday like last week. Mass orgy everywhere. The only plus point was that i saw a lot of people falling down....heh heh heh.,...that made my day. My bro tells me that there was this little malay boy that was cycling at 1.5 cm/hr and suddenly he swerved out. Straight into the line of an oncoming speedist. The guy managed to avoid the little boy jus in the nick of time by slamming brakes and swerving almost 90 degrees. Now that's wat i call reflexes. Skill-ded!!
Some things u can do a the beach :
- Stand on the break water, strategically picking out the couple that looks most likely to make out. Simply stand there and pretend to enjoy the view. Move on if u spot another likely candidate. If this couple starts to kiss, move closer for a betta look. U may be able to pick up a few pointers from them. If any one of them asks "Do u mind?", reply "No...sure, go ahead." And continue looking nonchalant abt it.
- Run along the beach, skipping like a faggot and singing to urself. Suddenly, stop and try to stomp on some kid's castle. Make sure the facial expression change is visible to all. After finishing off the last remnants, change back to a faggot and ask if u can play with him/ her.
- Rent a bicycle and tell urself ur objective today is to be a road hog. Works the best with a few people. Remember to occupy the entire side of the cycling lane. Go slowly and appear unstable. If possible, flail ur arms around and hit a few people. Say sorry while crashing to the ground. Most of the time, they'll let u off. Can be tried with blades too.
- Ride a tricycle along the whole of ECP. Guarunteed publicity on Channel News Asia. Wear a tu-tu.
- Play soccer on the grass patch and try to hit beginner bladers/ cyclists. The objective is to hit them and not appear to do it on purpose. 10 pts for making bladers stumble, 20 for cyclists. 50 for a blader wipe out and 100 for cyclist wipe out. To be played in teams of 4. The more passes u pull off between each other, multiply the pts by the number of passes.
(Angry guy jus pulverized his comp. Hope they give him a type writer instead)
- Play hide n seek among the tents that are readily available for u. Duck into a random one and hide among their bags. When they come in to drag u out, ask them to do it quietly so ur frd wun find u.
- Ask the bicycle shop for a unicycle.
- Blade into Macs and then crash into the counter. Make sure u flip over the counter. I'm sure all of u haf always wondered exactly what lies behind a Macs counter........ dun bluff..... Say u're alrite then try to steal a few burgers.
- Pour sand on tai-tais dogs.
- wallow in self pity and sit by the seaside, contemplating diving in and never coming back. Thinking abt how much ur life sux and how u wld so muhc want to lead someone else's life. Think abt all ur troubles and how u cannot solve them. Think abt running away foreva and eva so that no one can disturb u. Then get up and run head first into a tree, trying to knock down some fruits becoz u are thirsty.
Yeh....seniors camp coming...die liaoz...
Ever wonder what dogs are thinking when they look at u?
"Hahaha...this is another idiot who thinks he can act cute in front of me. I'll jus continue to look at him just to goad him on."
Notice most people like to act cute in front of their dogs. Saw a couple of them at East Coast on Sunday. There was this lady who was wiping the paws of her dog becoz it had sand on it. Wtf?? watz it gonna do? swallow the sand? Choke and die?? Perhaps share it with a few friends and get high... Itz jus sand for goodness sake.
Another tip, DO NOT go to ECP on a Sunday like last week. Mass orgy everywhere. The only plus point was that i saw a lot of people falling down....heh heh heh.,...that made my day. My bro tells me that there was this little malay boy that was cycling at 1.5 cm/hr and suddenly he swerved out. Straight into the line of an oncoming speedist. The guy managed to avoid the little boy jus in the nick of time by slamming brakes and swerving almost 90 degrees. Now that's wat i call reflexes. Skill-ded!!
Some things u can do a the beach :
- Stand on the break water, strategically picking out the couple that looks most likely to make out. Simply stand there and pretend to enjoy the view. Move on if u spot another likely candidate. If this couple starts to kiss, move closer for a betta look. U may be able to pick up a few pointers from them. If any one of them asks "Do u mind?", reply "No...sure, go ahead." And continue looking nonchalant abt it.
- Run along the beach, skipping like a faggot and singing to urself. Suddenly, stop and try to stomp on some kid's castle. Make sure the facial expression change is visible to all. After finishing off the last remnants, change back to a faggot and ask if u can play with him/ her.
- Rent a bicycle and tell urself ur objective today is to be a road hog. Works the best with a few people. Remember to occupy the entire side of the cycling lane. Go slowly and appear unstable. If possible, flail ur arms around and hit a few people. Say sorry while crashing to the ground. Most of the time, they'll let u off. Can be tried with blades too.
- Ride a tricycle along the whole of ECP. Guarunteed publicity on Channel News Asia. Wear a tu-tu.
- Play soccer on the grass patch and try to hit beginner bladers/ cyclists. The objective is to hit them and not appear to do it on purpose. 10 pts for making bladers stumble, 20 for cyclists. 50 for a blader wipe out and 100 for cyclist wipe out. To be played in teams of 4. The more passes u pull off between each other, multiply the pts by the number of passes.
(Angry guy jus pulverized his comp. Hope they give him a type writer instead)
- Play hide n seek among the tents that are readily available for u. Duck into a random one and hide among their bags. When they come in to drag u out, ask them to do it quietly so ur frd wun find u.
- Ask the bicycle shop for a unicycle.
- Blade into Macs and then crash into the counter. Make sure u flip over the counter. I'm sure all of u haf always wondered exactly what lies behind a Macs counter........ dun bluff..... Say u're alrite then try to steal a few burgers.
- Pour sand on tai-tais dogs.
- wallow in self pity and sit by the seaside, contemplating diving in and never coming back. Thinking abt how much ur life sux and how u wld so muhc want to lead someone else's life. Think abt all ur troubles and how u cannot solve them. Think abt running away foreva and eva so that no one can disturb u. Then get up and run head first into a tree, trying to knock down some fruits becoz u are thirsty.
Yeh....seniors camp coming...die liaoz...
Monday, June 23, 2003
Due to popular demand, (from one person) i've decided to blog today...hahaha...like Princess sez..to satisfy the fans out there....as if we have any...we're friggin no lifers who write stuff abt ourselves on the internet for the entertainment of our friends and any other unfortuntate souls who happen to pass through or accidentally click on the link. Sigh, I feel worthless now... i'm starting to sound like Hole...bad bad bad...
One thing i'd like to talk abt...is how when u sms and when ur friends around u are talking, u seem to unconciously write down watever they sae...."Hi! We are already here. Pls meet us at the go toilet" There u get nonsensical shit like that and then ur fren thinks that u are an SMS idiot. either that or u're like my roomie. He SMSs me with the Nokia dictionary, except he doesn't bother to change the words. "I foot know...he we foot in tomo i feel bad" I spent 5 mins deciphering wat in the world he was trying to tell me....longer than i took to reply.
Subject registration's coming. Here are a few tips for you from the man who has successfully got the "fastest finger first" award for 2 sems running.
Use the comp at the library. Be it NTU or NIE. The clock follows the STARS timing so u get exact timing. Also, many people at the library dun know this. So at around **:59 or wateva timing ur registration starts, shout "EH! CAN ACCESS LIAO!" Then while they foolishly have to refresh their page, you're home free.
Of course all this will do no good if u have the typing skills of an armadillo. So prac your typing...this is preferably done in an irc channel or to your friends over icq. i imagine the conversation to be something like :
"Friend: hi how haf u been?
You: OK
Friend: Really? wat haf u been up to?
You: Practicing for registration
Friend: Huh? wat registration?
You:AA305
0159
Friend: Wat subject is that?
you: AA542
45895shit i made amistake! i'm not gonna get my class!!! nooooooo!!!
Friend: U need help man...."
How abt carrying an entire conversation with superficial questions?
Hi, how u been? Where are you now? How's work/ study? What have u been up to besides pimping? Wassup wif u? Howz ****? (whoevea their mate is) Any updates recently? Have u seen ****? (old classmate)? Where are you off to? What time is your appointment?
When u finally run out of neutral, yet thot invoking questions, itz time to cue uncomfortable silence.
Then "Ok...cya around...i gotta go...." Sigh the art of making conversation. Some words to help u along are "REAlly? Uh huh. .....u don;t say.....tell me abt it...i know wat u mean....." Repeat at least 3 times each.
Thus the end of this session...pretty long huh? I love long blogs....
One thing i'd like to talk abt...is how when u sms and when ur friends around u are talking, u seem to unconciously write down watever they sae...."Hi! We are already here. Pls meet us at the go toilet" There u get nonsensical shit like that and then ur fren thinks that u are an SMS idiot. either that or u're like my roomie. He SMSs me with the Nokia dictionary, except he doesn't bother to change the words. "I foot know...he we foot in tomo i feel bad" I spent 5 mins deciphering wat in the world he was trying to tell me....longer than i took to reply.
Subject registration's coming. Here are a few tips for you from the man who has successfully got the "fastest finger first" award for 2 sems running.
Use the comp at the library. Be it NTU or NIE. The clock follows the STARS timing so u get exact timing. Also, many people at the library dun know this. So at around **:59 or wateva timing ur registration starts, shout "EH! CAN ACCESS LIAO!" Then while they foolishly have to refresh their page, you're home free.
Of course all this will do no good if u have the typing skills of an armadillo. So prac your typing...this is preferably done in an irc channel or to your friends over icq. i imagine the conversation to be something like :
"Friend: hi how haf u been?
You: OK
Friend: Really? wat haf u been up to?
You: Practicing for registration
Friend: Huh? wat registration?
You:AA305
0159
Friend: Wat subject is that?
you: AA542
45895shit i made amistake! i'm not gonna get my class!!! nooooooo!!!
Friend: U need help man...."
How abt carrying an entire conversation with superficial questions?
Hi, how u been? Where are you now? How's work/ study? What have u been up to besides pimping? Wassup wif u? Howz ****? (whoevea their mate is) Any updates recently? Have u seen ****? (old classmate)? Where are you off to? What time is your appointment?
When u finally run out of neutral, yet thot invoking questions, itz time to cue uncomfortable silence.
Then "Ok...cya around...i gotta go...." Sigh the art of making conversation. Some words to help u along are "REAlly? Uh huh. .....u don;t say.....tell me abt it...i know wat u mean....." Repeat at least 3 times each.
Thus the end of this session...pretty long huh? I love long blogs....
